I need a brazilian chick in my life ASAP!...

just redic..



however in other news...chicago seems to be getting colder...im really fucking confused. I need to leave this Godforsaken place soon. Graduation is close..i have to step it up in class but ill be good.

saw this on a forum...i guess this is the pimpest shit to do if a girl does you wrong...just go straight to 2:22..pure comedy




he went in on ol girl bawhahahahahahahah!

Hey, hey, baby, how ya doin', come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen, first things first, let me hang up the coat

Yeah, how was your day today, did you miss me?
You did?
Yeah, I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today

That's right, now close your mouth 'cause you're cold busted
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you

But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled
That's right, chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime
Than I cancelled all your credit cards, yeah
Yeah, all your charge accounts, yeah

I stuck you up every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Yeah, that's right, everything!
Everything
Didn't fly with me
No, don't you, don't go lookin' in that closet
'Cause you ain't got nothin' in there
Everything you came here with is packed up
And waiting for you in the guest room
That's right

What was you thinking about, huh?
What was you tryin' to prove, huh?
You messed with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice
'Cause you still young
That's right, you still young
I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this, you know
You're gonna find somebody like me one of these days
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing
Hush-puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with
'Cause you dismissed!
That's right

Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that?
You without me like corn flakes without the milk
This is my world, you just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut
Now get on outta here
Ah, don't touch that coat!

As far as the music im listening too..

*AHEM*


ELZHI